🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 12 days agoAnon holds her bfsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square90fedilinkarrow-up1555arrow-down110
arrow-up1545arrow-down1imageAnon holds her bfsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 12 days agomessage-square90fedilink
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21arrow-down1·12 days agoThis is why you should always ugly cry on the first date, to establish whether they’re gf material.
minus-squareZement@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-212 days agoPick Up Parkour Artist… The most convoluted way to get into her/his pants.
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·12 days agoIt’s not her pants I’m aiming for, damn you, it’s empathy and headpats! Can’t a man crave headpats from a pretty girl? 😭
This is why you should always ugly cry on the first date, to establish whether they’re gf material.
Pick Up Parkour Artist… The most convoluted way to get into her/his pants.
It’s not her pants I’m aiming for, damn you, it’s empathy and headpats! Can’t a man crave headpats from a pretty girl? 😭
Should I have added /s ?
Nope, only pants.