Woah, a “Choose wisely” meme with legitimately mutually exclusive choices.
asexual means u don’t like people???
even if u don’t like the sexing u can have the company 👨🦲 😠 ❤ 🇬🇸
Can she turn me into a vampire too?
Yes
Aren’t vampires immortal? If so, I see only bonuses by choosing the vampire GF.
If blood is needed to sustain your lifetime, animal blood is a widely-available and nutritious food (as it is basically liquid meat). If you need human blood at some point, you can always feed on capitalists during and after the revolution.
I’m pretty sure that vampires need exclusively human blood for sustenance but yeah that’s not the problem with so much capitalists around.
Does the garlic bread all appear at once? Like my living space is just filled with garlic bread? Or does every piece eaten spawn another piece? Is there a limit to how much garlic bread I can spawn? What if I give the garlic bread to others? Inquiring minds must know.
Either way, garlic bread.
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Yeah even as an ace I like it just casually, but tbh I could live without it unlike for cake for example… So yea.
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Definitely no
Garlic Bread
As a gay person who doesn’t care for garlic bread, this is also a very hard choice for me.
Actually no, I can just donate the garlic bread infinitely and become a modern Jesus
Garlic bread hands down without any regret
