The former president repeatedly misspoke during a speech on Wednesday.
Speaking in Long Island on Wednesday, Donald Trump was as bombastic and boastful as ever—but also slurred his words on several occasions.
Trump stumbled over words like “migrants” and “Russia” and had trouble stringing sentences together. In another instance, Trump said he was “greater even than Elvis” because unlike the King, he doesn’t have a guitar—a riff that has increasingly featured in his speeches.
He’s about the same shape of Elvis at the end
— also probably around the same amount of amphetamine usage
— the hair is vaguely similar
— there’s a fairly decent chance Trump could die while on the toilet like Elvis
However, Trump can’t sing, can’t play guitar and is the worst dancer since Karl Rove.
I just googled “Karl Rove dancing.” I have regrets.
Sorry for your loss 😂
For the uninitiated: https://www.google.com/gasearch?q=karl rove dancing&source=sh/x/gs/m2/5#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:ad6b409c,vid:KO0F6a4jVhg,st:0
Never speak to me again
Thank you that was great
The worst part is he was rapping
Add this to the list of his crimes against humanity
He calls this one The Swan Pogo
At least he thought he was 😭😭😭
You also shouldn’t watch Dubya trying his African dance moves either, then.
https://youtu.be/-qTUcA4NKWE?si=NjTJOEgvPL_Y27DL&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fsearch%3Fhl%3Den-US%26ram_mb%3D11471%26aos%3D12%26ampcct%3D6613%26lns_as%3D1%26qsubts%3D1726781975110%26cs%3D1%26q%3DGeorge%2520w%2520Bush%2520&source_ve_path=Mjg2NjMsMTY0OTksMjg2NjQsMTY0NTA2
He likes his women in the same age group, can’t forget that.
He has no organ.
What about Raygun?