Send them an email they will give you stuff

Santa took all the hard working elves.

Chips Ahoy definitely had a promotion back in the 2000s where 1000 boxes would be delivered sans-chips and you’d win $1k.

https://youtu.be/Up4ABwd7WgI

So they’re just sugar cookies then? At least you can look forward to the .02 cents in the mail when the class action lawsuit comes along :^)

That’s not chips, Americans are weird at naming things :/

Low key I would prefer this, but I know I’m the weird one.

This is the perfect chance to have practiced your chocolate skills by dipping the cookies in chocolate.

Not one chip in the whole package? Whenever I find this I wonder if there is a package somewhere with 2x chips…

Not gonna lie, the cookie part of chocolate chip cookies without the chocolate chips is the dream I’ve been chasing my whole life.