This has been a sometimes fun, but most often infuriating discussion between my wife and I, as well as other family members and friends whenever we bring it up: which side of the bed is the front? Is it the foot end? The side where the heads are? Or are you a rebel and is it the side you get out of bed at?

  • Curious Canid@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    The front of the bed is the legitimate business the bed uses to cover up its illegal activities.

    Slightly more seriously, I would say that if there is a front it would be the same as the foot, but I don’t think the term really applies.