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Geography: You can try, but it’s gonna take you a while.
Cartography: “Would you not lick my maps, please?”
History: Fuck You.
Sociology: Allowed and encouraged in some fields, others… better not.
Economics: “Is Human Resources there?”
Medicine: “Next, please.” or “Don’t, please.”
Civil engineering: Go ahead, eat the dirt.
Law: Go to jail.
Political science: Could you please do this somewhere else?
A quick question, should the software engineer lick the monitor screen or the keyboard?
I… uh… am asking for a friend who is a software engineer.
I am a butterfly instructor.
Licking is for mouses and touch-pads.
Use the onLick() event.
the motherboard. how else can you tell that it is working?
Given most software engineers develop in a cloud environment, I would… I mean my friend would have to shove their head into a server rack that is consuming high amounts of wattage. My friend would then have to try reaching for the motherboard by extending their tongue.
The only problem I see here is travelling to the data centre which are often located in different countries or even continents. I am not sure if their employer would cover that expense.
ssh into the server and lick your desktop’s motherboard
Gives a whole new meaning to SSH tunnelling.
Quantum properties of SSH
