Twitter’s response to a request for comment regarding its Boulder offices was an automatic email with a poop emoji. Twitter CEO Elon Musk tweeted in May that this is the new auto-response for press inquiries.
Wow!
What a save!
Calculated.
$#@%!
The auto response is more eloquent and substantive than anything that would come from Eeyore’s mouth anyway
As you can see, Twitter is now firmly in Act II: ‘Finding Out’
Elon’s next tweet: “Squatters Rights! Very Interesting!! We are looking into it!!”
How much does this dude have to do before everyone sues the pants off of him? We should be past that stage months ago.
The mill of the law turns slowly, but it does mill fine.
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Shareholders are only beholden to the value of their shares. The offer was simply too good to pass.
Now the muskrat is the only shareholder and apparently he’s happier without decorum.
He’s still beholden to the banks that helped fund the purchase and has to make interest payments.
The banks don’t care how much Twitter is specifically worth, just that they get their money from somewhere. They’ll happily find Musk burning a company down if they’re also confident that he’ll be able to pay off his loans from somewhere else
He can just sell some more TSLA …
Sued by who? Musk is the only shareholder now. He is doing what the shareholders want.
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He took it private. Bought out all of the shareholders. It’s now all his, to ruin as he pleases.
That’s why he tried so hard to get out of the purchase, by the way. Buying out all of the Twitter shareholders was staggeringly expensive, even by billionaire standards.
Well the sale took twitter private, so Elon is no longer beholdent to share holders. Don’t get me wrong, he is an idiot and definitely deserves this downfall, but he can’t be sued by the shareholders since twitter is now privately owned.
IIRC, this toxic economic culture was started when Ford decided to pay their employees way more than their competitors, and they were still making bank and still the best in the market. Then a competitor sued them to stop them from paying their employees so well, because the competitors couldn’t (ie wouldn’t) compete with that.
Ford lost the lawsuit on the grounds that they were legally obligated to wring as much money out of their business to earn their shareholders and investors dividends. By paying their employees more, they weren’t paying their investors more. Or some other zero-sum-game nonsense.
Public companies have a duty to protect value for their shareholders, among other obligations. This is actually not an unreasonable rule of thumb, because public companies have a multitude of owners (the shareholders) who can’t always be polled on what the company should do, but one thing they have in common is that they want their investment to make money.
Private companies can do whatever the owner wants. In Twitter’s case, the only other party with standing to sue Musk for destruction of shareholder value is the Saudi sovereign wealth fund (Kingdom Holdings), which declined to relinquish its stake when Musk took Twitter private. The Saudis probably don’t want to raise a public stink (i) it’s a loss of face, and (ii) they have more money than they know what to do with, anyway.
I was a bit puzzled why they would even have a Boulder office, but then again, we are living through a reboot of “The Stand”, so …
If I just broke contracts left and right, my credit rating would be ruined and I’d struggle to get any more financing. Yet this guy continues to leave a longer trail of financial wreckage behind him with few consequences. Our financial system is broken
The
socialcredit rating system is just for poor Americans. Most people in the world don’t have a credit rating, and neither do rich Americans or big companies.Big companies and even countries very much so have credit ratings. That’s what bond ratings are.
This is fricken hilarious 😂😂😂😂
Twitter’s response to a request for comment regarding its Boulder offices was an automatic email with a poop emoji. Twitter CEO Elon Musk tweeted in May that this is the new auto-response for press inquiries.
I can’t believe this is real, what an absolute clown show.
That is…childish and unprofessional to say the least.
This is why they are getting fined for more than the company is worth in Germany, they also responded to the German Data Protection Authority’s inquiries with poop emojis.
Oh, wow! I didn’t even hear that particular piece of news. That’s hilarious!
I’m gonna need more popcorn for this.
i find it fascinating how many rubes seem to idolize self aggrandizers - there are really millions of people in the world who think each of [Elon Musk, Kanye West, Donald Trump, many more] are ‘truly geniuses’ - largely because they keep telling people that they are geniuses (and pay people to repeat the myth).
Maybe I should be more self aggrandizing…
Get out! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
So everyone has to return to office, but they didn’t pay the bills for said office? This sounds about right for today’s Twitter. What an awful place to work now.
Will be nice to go there and not see their office anymore.
Ok maybe you can tell me. Is this referring to Boulder Colorado? It doesn’t mention the state anywhere in the article.
It’s from the Denver Business Journal.
Ahh. Didn’t notice that.
What does that mean?
That means that it’s from a journal in Denver. Boulder is 15 miles from Denver.
Ah. I didn’t knew. Thanks!
I mean I suppose it’s possible they cover stories from all over the US or the rest of the world too.
yes, CO. I recognize many of the street names.
Waiting for him to declare Squatters Rights.
" I…Declare…SQUATTERS RIGHTS!!!"
“You can’t say sqatters rights and expect anything to happen”
he didn’t say it. he DECLARED it!!!
He is a sovereign citizen.
rip twitter
I really don’t feel like it was ever alive.
Depends on your usage. I used it many times to get support for various services I paid for and didn’t get help using the regular channels. A public tweet to the company’s Twitter handle about an issue did wonders. Besides that I used it to follow like minded people in the same hobbies as me. I did nuke my account when Space Karen took over.
Yep, Twitter was the only way I could reliably get info about power outages in my neighborhood. Now I’ll just have to wait patiently for it to come back on… like a caveman
Fire go out. Straps note to pigeon
archive.org link to get around paywall.
https://12ft.io/<url>
Edit: Seems like the link isn’t working now. 12ft.io still kicks ass.
You can make a bookmarklet out of this, and I highly recommend it.
That’s an awesome suggestion. It didn’t work out for me though. The page never loaded. Probably a conflict with one of my extensions.
Same - I keep getting a verification expired notification but the page never loads.
