In fairness, Uranus is much larger than Antarctica.
Your momma’s anus is much larger than Antarctica.
How’s it feel coming back atcha buddy?
Oedipal.
Bloody hell, I didn’t expect a friendly meme-roasting session to be educational…
My fine Sir, I extend my salutations and congratulations on your absolutely brilliant play.
Tbf looking upward at the sky is a lot easier than taking a giant wooden coffin over thousands of miles of water to find an icy hells ape where almost nothing can survive
icy hells ape
Yeah, that’s fucking terrifying
that fucking troll on the way to the grey beards, fml.
The advantage of becoming leader of the college, thieve’s guild, nightingales, and companions before even bothering to visit Balgruff.
icy hells ape
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icy hells ape
That’s going in my next D&D campaign
I assure you that Uranus has been observed many times by many people dating far back into the past, such as by Hipparchos in 2nd Century BC. They conclusively figured out exactly what it was in 1846.
Well back then, people didn’t wear many clothes, so if they bent over you’d see right up their bums.
Twenty centuries of wondering what it is, until someone snapped and said “listen, it’s Uranus, are you happy now?”
To be fair, we don’t usually have a clear line of sight to Antarctica.
Mars surface is studied better than Earth in 2024. Because there are no oceans or trees on Mars.
tbf, discovering Uranus was a lot less deadly before modern icebreaking ships. Age of Sail ships did not do well down there, and the economic incentives of sealing resulted in quite a lot of casualties back in the day. Doing math and peering through telescopes is much safer.
You say this, but you’ve never seen me try to math
Well, we currently know better the moon’s surface than our oceans’ bottom, so…
If our main sensory organs were sound-based or feel-based, we’d probably have discovered a lot of things before planets and stars.
The things that took a while to discover on earth, or that aren’t yet fully explored, are largely because it’s hard to see them without getting very close, which can be hard.
Building a good telescope might have been hard, but with a telescope you can see things that are millions of km away. But, because of the earth’s curvature, you can’t see Antarctica until you’re practically next to Antarctica. You can’t see the bottom of the ocean until you travel to the bottom of the ocean, or at least until you scan it with sound waves which are then converted into something you can see.
Imagine an alien that developed in the water on a planet with sub-surface oceans with ice on top. No real value for eyes, so they’re sound / touch based. Picture what it would be like to try to explore the solar system. There’s a boundary layer at the top of their “atmosphere” (the top of the ocean) that’s solid (ice), beyond that there’s some non-liquid extremely sparse stuff, until some point where no sound travels at all and there’s nothing to touch.
Reminds me of Rocky from Project Hail Mary (sort of, they didn’t live under ocean but under an extremely hostile-to-us atmosphere).
That moment where he learns about relativity is so cute. I should read the book again soon.
His initial reaction was hilariously understandable - a huge WTF? But then being a rational being with super human computational ability he started to realize that it fits all the observations.
…and then he got hit by quantum mechanics off-screen.
Yeah, that was my first thought to.
Some people today couldn’t find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight.
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I got a really bad crick in my neck once
Is this the same “discovered” as America was “discovered” in 1492?
Actually no, I don’t think there were any people living in Antarctica… but I could be wrong.
This is a very human centric definition of discovery.
Penguins had been living there for millenia beforehand.
Probably no settlements, but Polynesians went all over the place so it’s not unlikely that they checked it out at some point.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polynesian_navigation#Subantarctic_and_Antarctica
Sounds like a “probably not, but maybe.”
I’m a big fan of Polynesian sailing and would argue that they were every bit the equal of Age of Sail Europeans, if not superior (even despite lacking compass technology). However, their boats and clothing were generally pretty optimized for the tropics, not polar conditions.
I, for one, wouldn’t want to be in the Screaming Sixties wearing a cloak and no pants exposed on the deck of a catamaran, no matter how many seal pelts said cloak was made out of. I can only assume any sane wayfinder would say “fuck this shit” and turn North well before hitting the Antarctic shore.
But were there people living in the southern hemisphere who knew not to go further south because they’d reach the icy land of certain death?
Probably not. They knew not to go further south because they’d reach the icy ocean of certain death. Because there’s no land at 60° South, the winds and currents whip around Antarctica in an uninterrupted circle and there are 100 kph winds and 10+ meter waves most of the time.
See also: “Roaring Forties,” “Furious Fifties,” and “Screaming Sixties”
I read about the Antarctic. They kept running into walls of ice before they could find/see it.
To get near Antarctica while sailing south, you have to first cross what seems like a wide barrier of perpetually stormy seas with huge rogue waves.
In fact, it was in one of these storms that veered more north than usual, that a sailing vessel - can’t remember if it was British, Dutch or Portuguese - got picked up, then tossed and turned for days, and once it was finally over, the crew found themselves in extremely cold seas, very similar to those at northern latitudes.
Piri reis knew of Antarctica back in the 16th century or something I unno I am no earth scientist
Ooh old cartography I can actually call semi bullshit on this. Basically we knew about a fuckoff big landmass we now call Antarctica (then hypothesized to be Terra Australis) due to the ocean currents around it, but we kept fucking up its location for some reason. Misidentification of Antarctica got so bad that Australia was the most nothern part of it hence why the naming is wrong.
Also a lot of maps made Tierra del Fuego look like it was part of the at the time hypothesized Terra Australas, as I said the misidentification problem got real fucking bad at times. But yeah we knew there was a continent or somethijg down there we just couldnt get to the damned thing because it was too hazardous.
“The” Antarctica
I mean, I guess there’s only one
It’s only until we discover the second one
Is that where Santa lives?
No, it’s the secret location where less-cooperative elves are sent who question Santa’s work scheduling, pay rates, and anti union stance.
