I’ve found this amazing prop store! “Bad Dragons”, you know them? They got merch!
One of these memes led me to their store. They actually have really nice hats, shirts, hoodies, game mats, dice sets, cups, mugs, etc., and the prices are pretty low given the quality.
I got the black cap with the embroidered dragon. https://bad-dragon.com/products/caps
You can get Tako as a teenie-weenie and it’d be the perfect size!
They sell toys for fantasy role-playing.
Authentic smell
… It vibrates too?
Now there’s a man that knows how to get nailed.
Guys! Look at this great prop I found in my sister’s nightstand!
Father, recognizing it’s the one that went missing from his collection.
Grandma: “Why, Johnny that looks like the Tingler model you had in '59! Remember that one? You somehow accidentally sat down on it in the bath…”
I see where this is going…
Holy cow, Azure Dreams.
omg, now I kinda wanna climb to the tower again
“I have a plan!”
Grabs the dildo and kiesters it
“I have sent it to the shadow realm.”
Taking into account the time investment, (I’ll use federal minimum wage even though your time is worth a whole lot more than that) this wouldn’t be much more expensive than a well-painted kraken mini.
Beware the touch attack on that monster.
Dungeons and Bad Dragons
The best part about this is that the section near the tip is clearly more worn out than the rest.
For any depth D the tip experiences D^2/2 times the wear, so that’s natural.
That’s a dildo… Right? What other purpose could it have
D&D&D
That can’t be comfortable… right?
Stretch goals