A plate
I prefer to call it a “Platform for Lateral Accumulation of Trace Eatables”
Or a PFLAOTE for short!
Dunk it in water, squeeze it into a tight ball, and take bites like it’s an apple.
I’m not sure if I should upvote this or downvote this…
Angry upvote?
Use a plate to catch any crumbs.
You just blew my mind.
Or a plastic bag.
(NB, do not put a plastic bag over your head. Even for a croissant)
Well, if you can loop one handle around your neck and keep the bag safely under your chin, you should be alright.
It would make my day to see someone eating a croissant with a feed bag hanging from their neck
I’d like to see a Scotsman on a horse!
If you don’t want flakes, don’t eat a flaky pastry.
That’s the neat part, you don’t
Eat them outside walking to work.
Awesome idea! And maybe you leave a trail of crumbs for birds :)
Or in case you need to find your way home again!
Just follow the birdshit
All in one bite.
The article’s suggestion of “tear and spread” is what I was going to suggest.
Soak them in Nutella
It’s supposed to be flaky, stop complaining
You have to create a vacuuming of air with every bite. Just do strong, deep inhales while biting, ripping, and tearing, prior to the chewing. The crumbs will all be sucked inward towards your mouth and lungs, and you won’t have any problems
Except for any issues inhaling the crumbs might cause
I avoid moving around while eating it, eat it over a plate/napkin, and then brush the flakes off into the trash. Eating them when they’re warm/moist also helps.
I flatten them on the plate with my hand and then put the jelly on top of it, similar to bread/sandwich.
Way easier to eat, but don’t tell the French :)
It’s all getting flattened by your intestines anyways :D
Sorry, you put jam on croissants? Surely ham and cheese is the only option
Eat it all in one bite.
I put it in a brown paper lunch baggie and eat it from the top so the bag catches the crumbs… for the most part!
