• AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world
    39·
    10 months ago

    This is why I go out of my way to ask about hypothetical zombie eventualities at company meetings.

    They leave you alone if you do your job but make yourself annoying to interact with.

    • Apathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
      27·
      10 months ago

      If I was your boss (which won’t happen don’t worry; I don’t have the ambition to lead which is why I’m apparently so good at it) I would absolutely demand you explain every hypothetical in every conceivable detail before I’d make any sort of judgement.

      We would both get fired for not doing any work.

  • holycrap@lemm.ee
    131·
    10 months ago

    What app are they using that requires you to send EMERGENCY for your messages to be seen?

    • DrM@feddit.de
      11·
      10 months ago

      Technically: Thats no app but normal messaging

      The number behind is not the real phone number from the boss, but a forwarding number. If you send a message to the number, the message gets in a queue for the boss to read and he will see the message when he is back in office.

      Actually: While these kinds of services exist, they would result in a green message box in iMessage. So here it’s clearly just a joke between pals

    • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
      2·
      10 months ago

      A lot of phones have built in car mode settings that block notifications and send out prewritten responses to tell the messenger they’re currently driving.