I’d scream “oh no!” so the wicked fairy wouldn’t figure out it’s fun for me and change their mind, and then I’d just chill with my dog or cat life. If I could be taken care of by a trusted person or people, that would be great.
Could my wife adopt me as their new dog or cat or am I ostensibly a stray? Because if so, she’s an excellent pet owner, and my life would have suddenly just got much simpler.
Would I still have human intelligence? Because if so, we’re fixing to make a whole lot of money, without a whole lot of downside.
If i get to keep my intellect and memories, i’d just try to find a good owner and then enjoy it
I was thinking the opposite. I wouldn’t want memories of when I was human because I’ll probably start to regret being a pet at some point.
I remember reading a book when I was a kid called The Dog Days of Arthur Cane. I think the fairy was a witch doctor but basically the same idea. As I recall, Arthur saw the best and the worst of humanity during his predicament. Sadly no Wikipedia page for the author but the book is on Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2006378.The_Dog_Days_of_Arthur_Cane
Bark or meow respectively.
What’s wicked about her? Sounds like a pretty good offer, either way.
Probably get hit by a car.
Sleep
Just be happy as a dog or a cat, probably look for a happy place where I’ll be taken care of.
Maybe even do tricks nobody expects with my intelligence that’s slightly superior to that of a normal dog or cat.
