canon
It’s pronounced sanon btw
From the original çanon of course
You mean the Sanon the Dork Lard?
Jandalf, yes I was once called that. Jandalf the Jray.
Now I am Jandalf the Hwhite.
After smearing myself with chool hwip
My giant giraffe agrees.
I may sound haughty and knowledgable when I say JiF then, but between just you and me, I didn’t know a damn thing about this and just decided to say it this way in my brain for reasons that remain unclear.
Me too. I just always said it with a soft G because my brain told me that’s how it was pronounced.
Strange that I never got a notification for this. Hm.
I’ve always pronounced it that way for whatever reason, and when I learned that was the correct way I was very high and mighty, lol
Oh yeah? Well lick my gargantuan gorilla gonads.
(I’m actually team jif but can’t help myself)
Yes but actually no
Was it a gift?
Yeah, from a gyrating genie named George.
Jorge wants to have a word with you.
Good god Gordon go gag a gator
Oooh, that’s how grammar works in English language? Okay, so me as a developer of some obscure thing from this point forward are instructing everyone to pronounce “home” as “hume”, since that’s how you pronounce “o” in “tomb”. I decided that solely because my software is loosely related to the meaning of the word. K thx bai.
Wait till you hear about ghoti…
Life is all about jif and dake.
technically starts with the D sound
Now you’re just getting crazy
I always think all the arguments are ridiculous because it’s essentially saying that someone is pronouncing a product (not a word) that they created incorrectly. This product even has a catchphrase for it. There’s literally nothing you can say to contradict that. It’s a product with a catchphrase that describes how to pronounce it. If you pronounce it differently then you do you, but you are wrong.
It’s also pretty funny when it’s about actual product you will get corrected to the intended pronunciation, or at least, allowed because people acknowledge there might be multiple way of reading a word based on where you from. Like potato and tomato.
Would be the worst retroactive devaluation of a body of literary work since JK Rowling showed the world how she really is.
Orson Scott Card’s gotta rank up there, too.
True
You can tell that’s fine art because it says it is.
Picasso did the same thing.
Jicasso?
No, Picasso, pronounced Pizza-so.
Yandalf
Yandalf the Yeeted
The great Anglo-Saxon wizard, Ġandalf
“Sauron’s eye was supposed to be a gigantic vagina”
Sauron’s vag
What if he was evil because he wasn’t getting any and his best attempt at making a medieval fleshlight kinda backfired.
One demussy to rule them all
Sauron’s whispering eye.
comes back
Bilbo is gay!
dies
comes back
Nazgul are just men in dresses!
not canceled cause that’s true
Sauron actually do shit but he’s so powerful the shit disintegrated when it comes out.
Sauron didn’t do shit, he didn’t even come out to play for the final stand off…
One thing I learned recently is that if GIF shall be pronounced “GIF” like the G in Graphical, JPEG shall be pronounced “JFEG” like the P in Photography
Just droppin that in
Fuck this, double standards ftw
Do I look like I know what a JFEG is?
I just want a picture of a gosh dang JFEGdog
Without the R???
i_understood_that_reference.jif
I read that as “Yan-dolf”.
I am not even making this up.
It’s clearly laurel-dolf
Guess we need to remake the trilogy.
Hollywood’s probably working on that anyway.
They wouldn’t dare…
You don’t know Hollywood very well.
Maybe this time they can put in some GOD DAMN TOM BOMBADIL
You sit the FUCK BACK DOWN, BOMBADIL! You won a Tolkien sweepstakes and got name dropped in the book, that’s all!!!
It will have 1 hour 30 minutes of Sam Merry and Pippin argue about potaeto and potahtoe. And Sauron will spend his time mentioning all the genders and races and gods can’t kill him while he got stabbed in his face.
to be published in a limited gold embossed leather bound volume with 500 pages of commentary, March 2024
to be published in a limited gold embossed leather bound volume with 500 pages of commentary, March 2024
Tolkien fanatics: “Link?”
Also…link?
I mean… it might be $200 that I’ll never justify spending. It might be entirely pointless and tarnishing professor Tolkien’s legacy. But it’s still going on my wishlist, yeh
ps did I mention it’s illustrated by ALAN LEE
Gets back up, “also, his name is Jolam.” Lies back down.
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Ohh i see it’s a geeraffe, a long necked animal.
And power ranger called down a guyan robot to fight guyan monster enemy.
