• Or his wife. And ex-wife.

      But, no. His base understands that he’s talking about the ones with the dirty-colored skin. Not the pure, clean, white skin. Or the obviously superior orange.

      Oh! One pet theory I have is that he’s not trying for “orange,” but rather “gold.” He’s got a fettish for the color gold, and I think his orange skin is as close as he can get. Or else he is partially color-blind and he thinks his skin is gold-colored.