I used to think I found the perfect, stable, boring system with Debian + KDE Plasma.
I installed it.
I left literally everything on default.
I booted it.
Everything worked out of the box.
I was looking forward to a perfect, stable, boring computing experience.
My cat walked across the keyboard and crashed the OS.
It rebooted to a blinking cursor and nothing else.
So if you’re hiring a software quality assurance engineer, her salary expectation is 80k kitty treats, a corner office overlooking a park with squirrels, and an assistant who will pet her at work and doesn’t mind getting their earlobes nibbled.
Kernel 3.1.0 is over 12 years old, you should update to Debian 12 and verify that Linux 6.1’s cat-resistant features work
What I need is image recognition software for the webcam that locks the keyboard when a cat approaches.
Based on this code I stole:
CatLock.py
Requires the
opencv
package (sudo apt install python3-opencv
orpip install opencv-python
)