I’m bringing the average down for everyone.
it’s OK my slutty ass is bringing the average up
These antiquated institutions probably don’t count blowies, fingerblasting, etc either.
Also, orgies don’t count. I would never call they’ll my partners. I don’t even know their names!
Business acquaintances
It was a networking function
Asexual me:
Define a lifetime… Are we talking a week or?
So how do you account for “I have literally no idea”?
I was a niteclub bouncer for 10 years. Its a miracle my dick hasnt fallen off.
My time on the door of a gay club was one of the greatest times of my life. The regulars would bring their straight girl friends in after a breakup, they have fruity cocktails, dance with stupidly attractive men then aim them at me at the end of the night because they knew I was single.
Real MVPs each and every one of them.
I must be the only gay man with an average body count.
Can anyone help me understand the meme?
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Is the meme saying that the number for men is higher because of gays? Would it be mathematically impossible for it to be different if only straight sex counted?
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Or is the meme joking that gay people have way more partners than that?
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Jesus those are low numbers. My wife and I are both in the high 60s
