PREFERRED:
- PhD in quantum cryptography
- 3 years of janitorial services experience
- Proof of current therapist
Also willing to get the entire office lunch on wednesdays.
This is more than just a full stack, this is stack overflow.
please clapYeah, they’re pushing it hard with this one
Pfft, obviously an intern position.
EZ, I have 5 years of experience with ChatGPT 😎
We made up 5 of those. For your application to be considered, please say which ones at the top of your cover letter.
Is that real? That is absolutely absurd. At least it says “may encounter” instead of “required”
“Required with at least 25 years experience in each language”
Stack taller than the Empire State Building
They are looking for a full stack of developers.
I mean, reading that, it’s a stretch but not that much of a stretch. They’re basically saying “JVM, .NET, Node, a bunch of CI/CD and DevOps tools” and then a bunch of repeats and calling out adjacent technologies/specific dependencies. It’s not something where you’d be expected to work on all of those every day, but work full-stack at a company a bit and drift into a few different projects and you’d check those boxes. This is just a very bad/scary job posting calling out every minutiae.
No SVN. I’m in.
They’re looking for a full-stacked developer
