Rob Schneider is….
Rob Schneider is….
Top Doug
God dammit. That’s so good, this has to happen now. You’ve Doug our grave.
Provided by Chat GPT:
[Opening scene with energetic 90s music playing]
Narrator: In a world where dogs rule the show…
[Cut to Doug, a quirky guy played by Rob Schneider, looking determined]
Narrator: Meet Doug, a man with a plan…
[Dramatic music as Doug discovers a loophole in the rules]
Doug: (smirking) If they say “Top Dog,” they never said it had to be a dog!
[Montage of Doug preparing for the Westminster Dog Show]
Narrator: Get ready for a comedy like no other!
[Doug in ridiculous dog training scenarios]
Friend 1: Doug, are you sure about this?
Doug: Trust me, I’ve got a few tricks up my sleeve!
[Fast-paced scenes of Doug navigating the dog show world]
Narrator: He’s taking the competition by storm…
[Doug interacting with puzzled dog owners]
Dog Owner: Is that guy…human?
[Doug strutting his stuff at the Westminster Dog Show]
Judges: (whispering) Is he even allowed to do that?
[Doug’s quirky antics during the show]
Narrator: This summer, get ready for the ultimate underdog story!
[Upbeat music as Doug’s journey unfolds]
Doug: (grinning) Who says you can’t teach an old human new tricks?
[Title card: “Top Doug”]
Narrator: Rob Schneider stars in the comedy event of the decade!
[Closing scene with Doug and a trophy, surrounded by baffled dog owners]
Doug: Looks like I’m the real top dog now!
[End with upbeat music and the movie’s release date]
Ahaha, that’s amazing!
Doug: (grinning) Who says you can’t teach an old
humanDoug new tricks?ChatGPT, you missed a golden opportunity. >:-(
Here’s my prompt:
Write a script for a trailer for a 90s comedy movie called “Top Doug”. The movie is about Doug (played by Rob Schneider), a human who finds a technicality that allows him to compete in the Westminster dog show.
Interestingly, GPT seemed to understand the dog/Doug pun without me mentioning the phrase “top dog”, as it’s referenced a couple of times.
Came here to comment this, not disappointed!
I’m sure the furries have already made the movie
Source? For a friend…
Man’s best friend?
Reverse Air Bud 12 - Dr Dolittle in Space
West, Mister: Best in Show. (it’s Kanye)
Best Friend in Show
Top Dogg ( it’s Snoop)
Kay 9 (Her name is Kay)
I’d set aside a Saturday to binge watch this box set
+1 if the air bud is a real ham about it. “You were never even a contender fifi!”
That takes puppy play to a new level…
You know, I’d take my pet to it.
I’m sold. Let’s make it happen
Charles Barkley was born for this role
Wil Ferrell!
Those that bark don’t bite
Makes me think of that Jason Bateman movie Bad Words where a 40 year old man enters an elementary spelling bee tournament
“Aw hell naw!” -Bud’s Skeptical Black Friend
Best in Show 2?
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