ElCanut@jlai.lu to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 19 days agoLittle bobby 👦jlai.luimagemessage-square111fedilinkarrow-up11.26Karrow-down197
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minus-squareseang96Alinkfedilinkarrow-up17·edit-219 days agoSo to combat our horrible privacy culture we should name everything null… hi my name is null, null.
minus-squareSteamymoomilk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·19 days agoHello there null Im doxing you now You live on null street in nullsvile in wouldntyouliketoknow lane house number 12345 :D
minus-squareVenator@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-219 days agoFun until you want to get a mortgage or something 😂 But maybe you won’t need to with all the inheritances you’ll get from rich people who died with no children 😂
minus-squareseang96Alinkfedilinkarrow-up3·19 days agoThe key is to get the mortgage before then when you are null your debt will be null triggering their system to automatically send the deed to your house!
So to combat our horrible privacy culture we should name everything null…
hi my name is null, null.
Hello there null Im doxing you now You live on null street in nullsvile in wouldntyouliketoknow lane house number 12345
:D
who would query null users though?!
Fun until you want to get a mortgage or something 😂
But maybe you won’t need to with all the inheritances you’ll get from rich people who died with no children 😂
The key is to get the mortgage before then when you are null your debt will be null triggering their system to automatically send the deed to your house!